February 2012
homework: do me
me: chill out slut
roses are red
violets are red
tulips are red
shit my gardens on fire
I started smoking at 12, lost my virginity at 13 and did every kind of drug...
– Johnny Depp (via slutsinlove)
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower