February 2012
Listen
homework: do me
me: chill out slut
roses are red
violets are red
tulips are red
shit my gardens on fire
“I started smoking at 12, lost my virginity at 13 and did every kind of drug...”
– Johnny Depp (via slutsinlove)
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
